Gordon Brown;
As far as I know, he's the closest.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

I have a collection of ex-soviet despots in my desk drawer.
You egg-despising dribble of witchcraft and mischief.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

EX?
I like ex.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)

V.F.N. 10 E.X.
I.F.E. 10 M.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)

You are Benny Hill AICMF EX

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)

Two Ronnies, old chap.
Tsk.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)

Was it?
Maybe I'm getting it mixed up with flippenflappenmuckenschpreder.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)

what? why do you think /talk is shit?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)

I do enjoy exploiting your hidden secret power of knowing which head of state is closest to you at all times.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

If I'm honest, I just always say Gordon Brown and hope for the best.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)