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Here's a riddle:
Why do you all keep coming back here day after day when it's so shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)
I like eggs?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
Which world leader do you reckon you could get in a headlock quickest?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
Gordon Brown;
As far as I know, he's the closest.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
I have a collection of ex-soviet despots in my desk drawer.
You egg-despising dribble of witchcraft and mischief.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
EX?
I like ex.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
V.F.N. 10 E.X.
I.F.E. 10 M.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
You are Benny Hill AICMF EX

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
Two Ronnies, old chap.
Tsk.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
Was it?
Maybe I'm getting it mixed up with flippenflappenmuckenschpreder.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
what? why do you think /talk is shit?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
I do enjoy exploiting your hidden secret power of knowing which head of state is closest to you at all times.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
If I'm honest, I just always say Gordon Brown and hope for the best.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
Mao
He looked like a right fucking wimp.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
BATTLE ON!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
Ghandi couldn't throw a punch either.
Though, by all accounts, Stalin was a hard fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
I'd quite like to wrestle with the President of Ukraine.
She's hotter than Merkel.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
Oops
Meant the Prime Minister.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
Obama, grab him by his weird ears.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
Get with the times, dude.
Will Smith made those sort of ears cool ten years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
i don't think /talk is shit

(I helped save b3ta! well, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
what? why do you think /talk is shit?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
what? why do you think /talk is shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:19, archived)
what? why do you think /talk is shit?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
totally gonna jump on this.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
I will if you will.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
what? why do you think /talk is shit?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
what? why do you think /talk is shit?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
what? why do you think /talk is shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
what? why do you think /talk is shit?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
what? why do you _think_ talk is shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
what? why do you think /talk is shit?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
totally jumped on that.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
You did I did.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
freakin sweeeeeeeeet

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
You don't bury the survivors!

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
To speak to baldmonkey.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
His parachute didn't open!

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
Romeo and Juliet were the name of FISH!

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
Dunno, really.
Habit.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
BECAUSE I HAVE CANCER

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)
OH MY SWEET SSG!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
Are you going to go with the bald-but-bandana look?
That's always a super sweet look for cancered folk.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
HE WAS BALD!

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
Because it's only really shit when everyone moans about it being shit
Sometimes it can be quite amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)
It's shitter than my podcast.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)
FUCKING BE FUNNY YOU SHITCUNT

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)
Like when it comes to light that a certain someone who can hold several snooker balls in his cheeks BANGED a certain corpulent someone else

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
Really?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
I don't know, you tell me, certain corpulent someone else.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:26, archived)
Because work is even more shit.
Plus sometimes funny shit happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

you all I
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
Cheer up JMG...
at least you don't have cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:18, archived)
well derr, to insult idiots

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)
Butt dat iz knot nice doy doy doy

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
When have I ever said it's shit?

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)
"Shit" is an extremely over-used word on this board.
It's almost as if London IT-monkeys are generally unimaginative!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)
You give the North a worse name than it already has.

(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)
I don't have much else to do, usually,
and sometimes there are good discussions, and sometimes people say funny things.

So it's not all bad.
You've got to take the rough with the smooth.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:24, archived)