I have a lot of juicy red strawberries in my garden
there are also a lot of green ones and some pinky pail red ones, but, mmmm lots of juicy red ones.
( turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)

EAT THEM

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)

Too Late
I already have.
Except for the ones that are not red.
( turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)

Booooo.
Send them to me in future.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

The cost of me sending them to you
would exceed the cost of you buying them in your local supermarket.
I'll send you a photo of them if you like.
( turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)

Or me wandering down to the polytunnel and getting them for nothing.
But I'd have to get up for that.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

I've eaten a whole 1 of my strawberries so far.
They've just started ripening up, and are delicious.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)