Get a cat of your own.They'll protect their territory from other moggies, but they'll not shit in it.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:54,
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Haha, yeah right.Tell our cats that.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:55,
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Although, they don't shit in the flower or veggie beds.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:55,
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Exactly.Wolsey shits in next door's lily plants or on Badger's mum's next-door neighbour's lawn.
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Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:58,
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Haha, bad Wolsey.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:59,
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Mrs T hates cat, as does Old Father TSo getting a cat would not really be an option if I'm to stay in favour with the family.
I wouldn't mind getting a *big* cat though if I was gonna get one, as that would help keep the foxes away as well.
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turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:56,
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Get a Lynx.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:57,
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OR AN EAGLE.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:57,
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Or a fuck-off huge supersoaker.(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 18:59,
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Oooh, yes.If you had a remoted controlled sprinkler system, you could teach them not to do it. You'd need to spend a day or so spraying them everytime they went near it.
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Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:01,
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I've seen a thing on the interweb, it was about £50,that you attach to your hose, and leave in the middle of the garden, and it has a movement sensor and sprays water in the direction of where ever it detects movement.
My garden would become a swamp.
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turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:02,
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They'd learn soon enough, though.(
Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:05,
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