I wish this internet wasn't so shit.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

HELLO

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

Hello as well

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

Alright darlin?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

Yep Yep!
You?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

HELLO YES THAT ONE.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

I heard it's your fault that a particular member of this forum is unable to have children :(

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

Only because I got his bird up the duff first.
It would be churlish to keep trying when she's already got my bun in her disgusting oven.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

I bet you only did THAT to spite someone else.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

I'M FUCKING ATROCIOUS.
Like your horrible fat girlfriends entire wardrobe.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

It's a dreadful piece of furniture :(

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

Do you ever look at her and think "I wish she'd let me buy her clothes for her..."?
I mean, after all, you'll be using them for camping in at some point anyway, so...
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

I can barely dress myself dude :(

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

Don't employ your Cali-for-ni-aye slang with me, like we're friends or something.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

ohhh hi bud!

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

I don't know you, back off.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

She's been told all about YOU.
She's probably expecting you to set fire to one of the regulars.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

See, that's the incredible thing about being universally hated.
People talk about you when you're not around, strangers know who you are and, unlike you, I don't have to make an effort every time I post.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

The internet needs more hate of this standard.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

100 of your posts equate to 1 word of 1 of mine.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

What's the ratio of a JMG post to an Average Poster's post?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

Do us all a favour and cut your hands off.
You're seriously wasting internet here.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Looks like we're on for a fridge-cooling party on Saturday

( scott,, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

Awesome news!
I'll get you an ice cube tray as a house cooling present.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

are you sure you want to carry another thing up those stairs?
oh and don't worry, John Lewis delivers to the room of your choice :)
( scott,, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Well, as I'll be dragging my sorry hide up, I figure a plastic widget won't break me.
Plus: ICE ON TAP. Sort of.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

what? why do you think /talk is shit?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

Because I have read it.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)