I wish I was funny

(Uneasy Coon Supoer Salmonn mon sanmmiich D:, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)

Set yourself on fire.
That might work.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

I had a go on an optimus keyboard today
it was cool.
( MrA, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

did it kick the shit out of the megatron keyboard?

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

it was really freaky
one of the keys had a video playing inside it.
( MrA, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

actually I've just googled it, they look awesome!
FUCK! $1,600
( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)

it was in a room full of goodies at work
it had that, a sony rolly, couple of those sony dogs. And a microsoft surface. The surface was broken though. Plus it looked like a bin.
( MrA, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

my goodness.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

Hahaha Transformers on the brain

( turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

If they're on your brain
Are they literally "More than meets the eye"?
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:48, archived)

oooh!
Did you draw a cock on the keyboard display?
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

SHIT
:(
( MrA, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)

if its all there on thursday I'll try and get a photo of
the surface with a CDC on it.
( MrA, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

I wish this internet wasn't so shit.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

HELLO

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

Hello as well

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

Alright darlin?

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

Yep Yep!
You?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

HELLO YES THAT ONE.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

I heard it's your fault that a particular member of this forum is unable to have children :(

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

Only because I got his bird up the duff first.
It would be churlish to keep trying when she's already got my bun in her disgusting oven.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

I bet you only did THAT to spite someone else.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

I'M FUCKING ATROCIOUS.
Like your horrible fat girlfriends entire wardrobe.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

It's a dreadful piece of furniture :(

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

Do you ever look at her and think "I wish she'd let me buy her clothes for her..."?
I mean, after all, you'll be using them for camping in at some point anyway, so...
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

I can barely dress myself dude :(

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

Don't employ your Cali-for-ni-aye slang with me, like we're friends or something.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

ohhh hi bud!

( Mrs Sp@m, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

I don't know you, back off.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

She's been told all about YOU.
She's probably expecting you to set fire to one of the regulars.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

See, that's the incredible thing about being universally hated.
People talk about you when you're not around, strangers know who you are and, unlike you, I don't have to make an effort every time I post.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

The internet needs more hate of this standard.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

100 of your posts equate to 1 word of 1 of mine.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)

What's the ratio of a JMG post to an Average Poster's post?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

Do us all a favour and cut your hands off.
You're seriously wasting internet here.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Looks like we're on for a fridge-cooling party on Saturday

( scott,, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

Awesome news!
I'll get you an ice cube tray as a house cooling present.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

are you sure you want to carry another thing up those stairs?
oh and don't worry, John Lewis delivers to the room of your choice :)
( scott,, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Well, as I'll be dragging my sorry hide up, I figure a plastic widget won't break me.
Plus: ICE ON TAP. Sort of.
( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

what? why do you think /talk is shit?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

Because I have read it.

( Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

Enrol in a comedy course.
Then kill yourself.
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

oh well.
never mind.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:43, archived)

You can learn from me,
i'm fucking hilarious.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)

fucking hilarious
partaking in corprophilia
( WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

that wasn't funny.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

I was going more for speed.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)

Hahaha

( St. Defenestration The REAL one, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

I wish I knew why the naive realist thinks our language involves demonstrative reference.

( Comma, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

Because you touch yourself at night.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

and you watch with your secret spy cameras

( turb0t, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)

I don't know what that means, but it sounds like you've eaten a word pie.

( Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)

A naive realist is someone who thinks that our perceptions are direct experience of the actual external world.
Demonstrative reference is like saying "that massive brow", referring to an actual think in the external world.

The naive realist reckons that when we talk, we use demonstrative reference all the time, and this seems to be a plus point for the theory, as it's difficult to see how we could demonstratively refer to an object without being directly aware of it.

I'm wondering how they know that we do demonstratively refer, beyond just saying that it seems intuitively like we do.
( Comma, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

they seem to be assuming that they're demonstratively referring to the real object in the external world,
rather than the subjective object of their own perceptions, that other people happen to share to some degree.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:54, archived)

Exactly. But why?
I can draw up two situations in which one has demonstrative reference and the other doesn't, but otherwise they are exactly the same. A language which demonstratively refers and one which doesn't are indistinguishable from the point of view of the subject.
( Comma, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

Because they want to.
What are the alternatives to demonstrative reference?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

The alternative would be either a language which has no meaning, which isn't the case,
or a language in which we don't refer to objects in the external world, but only to our images of them.
( Comma, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:04, archived)

I think we form a concept of objects in the external world from our images of them,
and then refer to that, because two people might have completely different views of an object, but they still know what each other are talking about.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

This all sounds like you're going to start talking about Magritte.

( Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

Well, we clearly do use demonstrative reference. That's how we refer to things.
I guess the issue is whether we're referring to something that actually exists or something in our own minds, as an idealist would say.
The naive realist using that as evidence for their theory seems rather circular to me.
As for being directly aware of something, we'd be aware of it whether it existed purely in our minds or in an external physical world.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

"Reality is what you can get away with" - R.A.W

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)

That doesn't even make sense.
It sounds like some weird kind of motivational nonsense aimed at people who aren't accustomed to thinking.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

Such as Dekion.
Strange that.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)

It makes perfect sense, but I can't be bothered to elaborate.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:03, archived)

I'm no expert, but I'm guessing you're talking a right old load of bollocks.

( Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)

I don't often agree with you
But I may well do on this occasion.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

It makes no sense at all
You self-delusional tin-foil-hat-wearing idiot.
( Lord Gnome, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:06, archived)

this will explain
spotify:track:62ne0kUEsgXPTFIbX7fdOH
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)

I'm not stopping Ray Charles for anything you suggest.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:08, archived)

Why don't *you* explain?

( Comma, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)

because i'm half drunk and tired and doing stuff and it's only my opinion and so forth
that said

you should read up on Leary and Wilson
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)

*looks up Wilson*
he sounds like an entertaining lunatic.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

Read this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Illuminatus!_Trilogy

(not what you think)
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

I might do,
Spacefish has a copy. And about umpteen copies of the Principia Discordia.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

OoooooooOoh
I ordered Principia from Play, I waited a month, they never had it in stock, I cancelled.

I've not finished Illuminatus yet, too busy.

You have done well.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:30, archived)

Gaz me your address and I'll stick one in the post.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)

BIGGER WORD PIE :(
I don't think I understand.
( Druid, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 20:00, archived)

Have you studied 'Timothy Leary'?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)

No.

( Comma, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:51, archived)

You should wiki him.
Also,

Robert Anton Wilson aka RAW
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)