when me and my mate got jumped in leeds
and some chavs fucked up my mate

apparantly it was my fault for laughing when I saw the local takeout had put CARROTS in my chicken kebab. The chavs didn´t like that.

edit: venicia pizza.. back in the days
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:22, archived)

you know what there like
5 a day is what they need
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

5 fiddles with mr willas, amirite?

( broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

only
if they can manage it and with a carrot up their arse
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)