If he does go, there are some conditions that must be met to avoid becoming a member of Club Shit:
1) He must wear a cape.
2) He must wear a crown.
3) He must carry a sceptre, to smack people with when they refuse to bow down to the Leader of The Internet.
It can only happen that way.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 2:33,
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Near the bottom!
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:50,
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