no-one can ever find veins in my left arm
i've learned to desperately proffer my right arm before they start prodding about in there.
( sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

i get complimented on my veins when i give blood. which is an odd experience.
mine are prominent and my donation is always over quickly.

once the lady told me it was the quickest recorded time that day. so i said 'i'm like bleedy gonzalez'.

went down like a lead balloon. i was so pleased with it too!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

lolololol I LIKE IT.

( sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 8:59, archived)

But... his name is "speedy gonzalez". Not "bleedy". Maybe that's why she didn't get it.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:01, archived)