en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bokononism
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

now i will destroy the whole world

only vonnegut i've ever read is slaughterhouse 5
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:18, archived)

Cat's Cradle is also very good
in fact, there's not much of his that isn't. But Cat's Cradle is one of the even better ones.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:25, archived)

i'm limited by the pretty weak selection in the library at work

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:26, archived)

that's in my "to read" pile.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

Midget, midget, midget, how he struts and winks, For he knows a man's as big as what he hopes and thinks!

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:01, archived)

That would make me about 3'3" today

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)