And this is why I'm suspending my children from the ceiling till they're 18.
There's no damage they can do, then. Or less,anyway.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Playing aeroplane will get boring eventually.

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

I don't care, it's not me I'm suspending.
I'll put books on the floor and the discover channel of the telly.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

24 hour Mythbusters
They'll be like little Einsteins :D
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

EXACTLY.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

More people need to know how to build rockets from salami

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

OK
But what would one use as fuel?

Do you burn a long cable of wurst?
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

No, the salami was the fuel

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

I see...
Well, can't say it's not economical, there's loads of salami about.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

They also turned candles into rocket fuel

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

Wow
So who would you send on this salty, meaty voyage into space? Yourself?
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

We'd need far too many rockets to send me
We could send every politician in the UK into space with that many.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

Why not do that?
I reckon we'd be alright without them.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

That's the point I was making :)
We should start a petition, send all politicians into space on salami rockets
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

I'll sign.
Call me ignorant but I didn't even vote given the recent expenses scandal.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

spice things up and turn on the ceiling fan

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

Wheeeeeeee

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)