Who was the poster who said it was a toddler's own fault for sticking his hand in a box of used hypodermic needles?
Great times.
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:50, archived)

Cabaret, the musical, is it good?
is it saucy? is it fun? am i reasonably likely to enjoy it?
( sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

I don't know. I've not seen it.

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Life is a Cabaret, old chum.
That's literally all I know about it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

are you going to see caberet, you say?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

No, I am going to see Cabaret.

( sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

ok

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

is it good?

( sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

SEA CABARET
it's the same but all the players are dressed like lobsters etc
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

OMGAWESOME

( sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

Other half's parents are big Musical fans
And they said they liked it.

Bearing in mind that they LOVED Wicked and didn't like the London version of Rent (but liked Broadway), you're heading for about the middle of these two.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

AHH
the only musical i remember seeing live was the witches of eastwick
( sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

I can't believe you've not seen more musicals, binky.
You seem a musical sort of person.
( ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

Honestly, I'm disappointed and shocked.

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

her life is one big musical
why watch them when you can live one
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

i am the most unmusical person i know

( sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:29, archived)

That's a goodun
Went to see that recently with Marti Pellow from Wet Wet Wet in it.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

it's saucy and weird
there's Nazis and stockings and gayness and nudity.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

THAT SOUNDS OK then.
so long as there is sauce and stockings.
( sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

the film is very good.
you are reasonably likely to enjoy it.
( scott,, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

WOO HOO
hey i have not seen you on here for a bit. how are you?
( sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

i talk about him and WITHIN THE HOUR
he appears
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

YOU KNOW HOW TO SUMMON HIM?

( sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

make him dance!

( sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

steady on, those are some complicated magicks
*makes puppeteer hands*
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

oh cool, you're definitely going to EOTR then?
you're going to love it.
( scott,, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

:D

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:17, archived)

pretty good thanks

( scott,, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:11, archived)

And this is why I'm suspending my children from the ceiling till they're 18.
There's no damage they can do, then. Or less,anyway.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:51, archived)

Playing aeroplane will get boring eventually.

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

I don't care, it's not me I'm suspending.
I'll put books on the floor and the discover channel of the telly.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:52, archived)

24 hour Mythbusters
They'll be like little Einsteins :D
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

EXACTLY.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

More people need to know how to build rockets from salami

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

OK
But what would one use as fuel?

Do you burn a long cable of wurst?
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

No, the salami was the fuel

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

I see...
Well, can't say it's not economical, there's loads of salami about.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:02, archived)

They also turned candles into rocket fuel

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:04, archived)

Wow
So who would you send on this salty, meaty voyage into space? Yourself?
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:10, archived)

We'd need far too many rockets to send me
We could send every politician in the UK into space with that many.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

Why not do that?
I reckon we'd be alright without them.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:16, archived)

That's the point I was making :)
We should start a petition, send all politicians into space on salami rockets
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

I'll sign.
Call me ignorant but I didn't even vote given the recent expenses scandal.
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

spice things up and turn on the ceiling fan

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

Wheeeeeeee

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

y'what?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

i'm really enjoying this right now
www.freakingnews.com/Celebrities-Upside-Down-Pictures--2433-0.asp
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

You're right, that is far too enjoyable.

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

That's got to be an improvement on Uma Thurman

(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

I blame children's TV
particularly that cartoon about Alan the box of used hypodermic needles and the magical kingdom children are sent to after sticking their hand in him
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:54, archived)

The live action movie adaptation of that was shit.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

I don't think many parents liked all those children putting their hands into john candy

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

It's not the toddlers fault...I fucking made him do it.
Morning all!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:03, archived)

DG!

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)

Word up youngling firecracker

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

My dog just fell off the arm of the sofa :o3

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:09, archived)

That's because he knew you were talking to me!
He couldn't take it and has gone into the other room to shout at the mirror and do press ups.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:12, archived)

what up daaaawg
*complicated handshake*
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:08, archived)

fo wizzle my jizzle
on another note.

The new Autotrader website is fucking SHITE!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:13, archived)

maybe there was treasure in there
YOU DIDN'T THINK OF THAT DID YOU
( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:05, archived)

it would be his fault wouldn't it? he may not know the outcome of such an action but the action was his/hers alone
and anyway most chemists will give you clean works these days
( mongychops, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:06, archived)