I just thought the GROMPHing sound of Pickle stuffing her face full of crisps was what made all the noise

( SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)

He strangles her with his stupidly long scarf whilst singing the theme tune
OOOoooWWEEEEOOOOoooo DOOOOODOOOOOO doodododo DOODODOOOO TOUCH MY COSMIC SCREWDRIVER!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)

GROMPH GROMPH GROMPH
"Stop that Pickle, you're getting crumbs on my Gallifrey"
( SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

What sort of b3ta slash fiction is this?

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)

We're making up for lost Wormulus.

( SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

indeed.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)

By forcing a shit meme onto the world?
Clever tactic.
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Wormulus was a shit meme.

( SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)

Is Pickle's sexual nickname your 'Little Retardis?'
:D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

She's bigger on the inside.

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)

Do you walk slowly towards her, covered in Cybersemen? Or screaming "GERMINATE!" with ping pong ball halves glued to your winkle?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)

...
I got nothing.
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)

I also love how you're purposefully misspelling all the specific things from Doctor Who
Because, heaven above, you might actually watch the show..
(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

;P

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)

I think I just haemorraged laughing.
I blame you.
( Bats, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)