*nods* you're very right.
'Oh well I've got this Jazz P, you see. You're not a real bassist unless you've got a jazz P.'

Seriously now, fuck off. Not you, the pillock that told me that. He was in an anorak and singing up to the mike band as well. It's not 1998, for fuck sake.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

I would have creased up laughing at him as soon as he said that.
Be a cunt back. I am, gotta be in those situations.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

I think I said something about not needing an expensive bass to make me sound good.
I can be a snobby bitch when needed. That's a right lie also, I'm shit at playing but I try!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

Mine's a Vintage
Music Man copy thing.

'tis rather nice to play when I want to bring the funk! *air slaps*

But I'd rather play guitar. Use guitarists are better than you! Not because we have more strings. Personaly, it was harder getting really good on bass than it was gigably good on guitar. But I just think we have better personalities.
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

I'm a bassist because both my brothers are 1000x better than me at guitar.

and I wasn't allowed a drumkit. Still can play guitar better than most people out there though.

But by & by, Bassist can be the biggest bitches in other bands when gigging :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

The day I'm a plank wanker is the day I snog a shotgun.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:36, archived)