Not been that poorly.
Ripped the muscle off the bone in my foot, whilst training at karate. That was ace! Hurt like hell, and my foot went black. I got ace painkillers that made everything in the world shiny and happy. I went back to karate a week later, albeit tripping my tits off on painkillers.
( jenpots, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)