, couldn't talk and only JUST managed to pull the car over with the help of her passenger using the steering wheel

because all she could see what David Bowie's penis in those tight tight trousers.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

Mmmm.
David Bowie's lovely as Jareth.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:29, archived)

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

Yeah, and PROUD of it.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:30, archived)

He was pretty 'proud' for most of the film.
Either that or a sock.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

You're just jealous.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

Of a millionaire musician with thousands of female fans who'd still sleep with him even though he's ancient?
Nah, not jealous.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

I'd let him drybum me.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)

omg!
That is love.
( jenpots, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

I know!
Still he doesn't call, he just shags that Shaquille O Neal woman.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:36, archived)

isn't Shaq a bloke?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:37, archived)

Tall and black, that's what I'm going for here.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

oh my, YES!

( jenpots, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)

All the way.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:31, archived)