Cockney: 'ello/oi oi/awite/wotcher
Flanders: Hi-diddly-ho
Hi-de-Hi: Hi-de-hi!
Yank: sup
( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:59, archived)

I usually just start licking my lips clockwise

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:00, archived)

The word 'cunt' can be added onto the end of the cockney ones

( broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:05, archived)