*le sigh* oooookay then...*gyrates*

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

To be fair
I never said you could STOP gyrating.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)

*starts crying*
NO! NOT THE WHIPok maybe a little bit AHH NO!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)

Don't let me whip you
there are people at slimelight who will attest to the fact that I'm absolutely gash at it.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

My girlfriend used to frequent that night a few years back,
it's the only club I've ever been thrown out of too.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)

I used to go
before I realised what a bunch of fucking ponces they all are.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)

Couldn't comment
never been to the night.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

Trust me.
I'm an insufferable arse, and they offended even ME.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)