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Blimey the football
What things have cheered you up today?
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:34, archived)
news that my new chestplate will be arriving in 2 weeks :D

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
Hurrah!

(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
MY HAT HAT HAT will arrive before that that that

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
but will your hat be gold and stop you from being hurt?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)

ears ears ears
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
I like that one

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
I HOPE IT SUITS MY FACE.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
I hope so, it's well cute.
What face shape do you have?
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
chubby cheeks with surprised eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
stop posting or I might have to buy one too

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
ell oh ell

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
The fun bunny one looks awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
It is
Didn't suit me, although mine wasn't from her; I bought it on eBay.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
It probably wouldn't suit me either
Hats and I don't get on too well.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
apparently she used tohave an ebay shop

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
i want SUPERBUNNY

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

HAT HAT will arrive before that that that it has three corners, three corners has my hat.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
mein hoot es hat drei ecken drei ecken hat mein hoot

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
You lot, surprisingly.
You're losing your touch in your old age, I've had NOTHING to get stroppy about.

Also knowing that when I get home there's left over chilli, cuddles, House and Star Trek.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:35, archived)
I've never watched House
Is it good? I've heard Hugh Laurie does a good Yank accent.
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
Very good. Well, I think so.
Don't listen to these dour old cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
I prefer Bones to House

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
I read the books Bones are based on
so watching it makes me angry as she's too. fucking. young.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
still would though

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
Nah.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
As do I
With all his Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
He does indeed
So much so that when you hear him speaking in an English accent you think he's being a bit of a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
The thing is..
...you've seen one episode of house, you have seen them all.

Thre's more repitition than a trawl through JMG's post logs.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
*shrugs* I love Wilson, Cuddy's arse, and the writing.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
true
you always think it's going to be Lupus. But it almost never is!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
JMG has got Lupus

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
Are you sure it's really Lupus
and not some rare disease masquerading as lupus until it's nearly too late?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
*Wobbles*

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:36, archived)
*steadies*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
I did a poo with your dvds sellotaped to my bottom because I wanted to replicate a playdough thingy.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
LIES
You know I'd stab you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
I'm pretty sure you know I wouldn't sellotape dvds to my bottom to replicate a playdough thingy

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
I do. You're a Good Lad.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
I would.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
Not mine you fucking wouldn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
only an ikkle one....*puppy eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
You're not shitting through my DVDs, Gummy.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
What about if it was a tiny pebble and it didn't touch the sides? :'(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
worst impersonation of a playdough thingy ever.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
Haha :D

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
My dough is too dry and crumbly :(

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
*licks - wait, wtf? NO NO NO

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
Even then.
Can't you just rub them on your nip-nips alluringly?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
*le sigh* oooookay then...*gyrates*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
To be fair
I never said you could STOP gyrating.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
*starts crying*
NO! NOT THE WHIPok maybe a little bit AHH NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
Don't let me whip you
there are people at slimelight who will attest to the fact that I'm absolutely gash at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
My girlfriend used to frequent that night a few years back,
it's the only club I've ever been thrown out of too.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
I used to go
before I realised what a bunch of fucking ponces they all are.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
Couldn't comment
never been to the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
Trust me.
I'm an insufferable arse, and they offended even ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
i like that i get cuddles all the time now.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
Straight jacket?
Fan club?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
fan club!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
WOW.
Do you get a badge? Patch? Membership card?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
well YOU don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
You were doing so well.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
Transformers 2! WHOOP WHOOP!

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
:D
If the wife has to print any of their promo stuff I'll see if I can ponce something for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
Ohhhhhhhhhh Little sp@m and I would love that
I am sure I would have posters on my wall if I could get away with it.

I think I am so excited because it's so awesome seeing the little one so excited if you get what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
I do indeed
my favouritest boy is two and obsessed with tractors (he lives on a farm, the lucky little bastard)- whenever he sees tractor things he gets ever so excited, and it's so joyous.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
Awwwww tractors are rather ace though
I've always wanted to drive one for some reason. I am sure I have a stash of toy tractors in the loft for the charity shop. We'll be going up there next weekend so I'll see if it's still there and sent it to you if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
Next time we go visiting I'm refusing to leave until I've driven one.
Bless you, don't go to too much trouble! Thank you though, that'd be lovely, but only if it's not too much hassle.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
mandering :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
Is that a broom in your pocket, or have you just pleased to see me?

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
Both

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
Also a b3tan has introduced me to some of the best curries (supermarket) EVER!
nimnim nom nom nom nimninimnninninmimim JAI HOOOOOOoooooOOOO!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
share the knowledge.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
Broadsword told me about Bombay Brasserie curries and fuck me they're good
Can only get them in London though.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
My work here is done.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
Thank you very much *shakes hand and opens plaque above room*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:46, archived)
Can you balls.
We have them all the time and we live oop norf. Cos we're dead posh n'that.

In fact, we might be having one tonight, as Mrs Rocket has finished her exams (11plus LOLS).
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
I might take a picture of me NYOMing one right up and show it to you.
With makhani sauce dribbling down my chin.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
Ooo cool. Website said that, that's all :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
Yes, share
*Glares*
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
I like morrison's peri peri

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
you blooooooooooooooooooooooooody wouldwouldn'tyou!
*coughs into a jar*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
Wow, DG. Your coat is so glossy today. And your nose so wet!

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
I did a sneeze :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
Sneeze, rinse, repeat.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
That's a smashing blouse you've got on.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
*mooshes boobies* OooOOo this bra is too small...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
Reading amateur journos on the BBC site.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8105015.stm

I'm not a journalist, nor an editor, but sometimes the tone of an article hits me wrong and I think the author sounds like an idiot. Such as putting a technical term in inverted commas, as if Barclays are lying about a dodgy disc array and just making up technobabble.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
some 'people' seem to have no 'idea' what 'inverted' commas should be used 'for'.
Like people that put your name in them on birthday cards. IT'S NOT A FUCKING PSEUDONYM, GRANDMA.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
I despise people who use apostrophes in plurals.
Alright fine, do it once. Do it twice. Just don't put "hugs and kiss'es". Why does one plural have one and the other not? Argh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:40, archived)
Mongy did it earlier. Gaze in awe at my powers of self control.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
Unless you were to sign your cards "Captain Wow"

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
Nooooo

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
actually Grandma is my pseudonym

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
It's not your real name?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
I agree
Some of the BBC's online articles are surprisingly shoddy.
(Purple_Monkey_Jingles Purple Monkeys need love too, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)

Some of
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
I want one of
these but I can't afford it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:37, archived)
*Has a heart attack*
For a special bit of glass in plastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
pic quality is superb though

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
Bloody hell,
That's like the price of two SLR cameras
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:45, archived)
TJ
I am getting hacked off with webpages assuming I want to read them in Spanish. Any geeky types know how I can stop sites automatically fucking off to their spanish versions?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:38, archived)
Come home?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:39, archived)
It's good but it's not right

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:42, archived)
*pats knee* come on, boy.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
*comes*

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
Oh...oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
In Firefox
click 'tools'->'options'
choose 'content' tab
click 'choose' next to 'languages'
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
Cheers, but it does already have English in there
I'll do what I should've done anyway & google it
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
webpages with multiple languages
check your ISP etc to see which content is best suited

just look for the language bit on the page :D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
Daydreams and tea.
They're pretty much the things that keep me going.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:41, archived)
morning is still on the board

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:43, archived)
A sandwich.
It's been a slow day.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
got the fixtures.
newcastle is our third home match.
yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:44, archived)
I am now qualified to drive small indoor goods vehicles.
But only on one site.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
Toy Train Set?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
Aye, a bit like that.
Except the vehicles are about 800kg, can lift the weight of two cars, go up to 20mph and don't run on rails.

img.directindustry.com/images_di/photo-g/low-level-order-picker-116599.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
Do they have a smiley face on the front?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
Someone should tell him the wheels have been nicked.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)