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What's your position on Soccerball then?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
soccerball?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
Association Football
Alright. The 'beautiful game'
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
Soccer?
why the fuck is it called soccer? honestly its football stupid fucking yanks need to get it right. i meen really they steal our language then fuck about with it by dropping letters and making words retarded then they change OUR sport and give it a gay ass name cos they already have a sport called football which is basicly the pussy equivilant of rugby, atleast our players dont need fuck off pads and helmets.

GOD DAM IT I HATE AMERICANS!!!
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
You don't seem keen on literacy or eloquence either.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
Oh, the irony.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
your face
esme would your face be as ugly as your name, cos that if ur name is any indication i'm guessing it is
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
Stick to one account, for fuck's sake.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
Haha, oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
i look forward to hearing more from you

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
Who are you and why do you think you can talk to me?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
it's wormulus doing some sort of meta-trolling thing, he'll get bored of it soon enough

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
I like Wormulus.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
me too

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
Everybody loves Wormulus.
All at once, like a gatling gun of penises.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
like, not love

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
Speak for yourself, I'm planning to marry him.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
he's certainly got a thing for you anyway

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
gah
argh
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
it was amusing while it lasted i guess
shame there weren't that many people leaping to your defense though
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
I've posted my application, when does my 'I CAN TALK TO BALDMONKEY' badge and certificate arrive?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
Your the only person allowed to talk to me from now on.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
how are you going to enforce that?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
Ineffectively.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
:(
*you're
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
You're face is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)