b3ta.com talk
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 6234181

Of all the sports I couldn't give a fuck about, tennis stands out a mile.
Cunts being cunts while more cunts watch them. And all the cunts are pricks. Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)
good point

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
Thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
who are we supposed to like at the moment?
is henman dead?
that murray seems like a bit of a prick the two times I've seen him say one or two sentences
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
I don't think there are any laws.
Just go with whoever has the sexiest arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
I had no idea megan fox played tennis

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
fucking hell
she looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a shovel.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
yeah and?
I liked the singing detective.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:48, archived)
Andy Murray always has a look on his face
like he's just been caught wanking by his mam.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
*sidles in*
by

*creeps off into the night*
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)
You tell them.
Slightly more interesting that watching snooker though.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:27, archived)
i dont mind a bit of snooker
lovely stuff
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:28, archived)
CRAP!
I like snooker. Now golf. What about golf then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
Long distance snooker.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:31, archived)
I'd have said that was bowls.
Golf is more like lazy hockey for twats.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
haha
also; is that a reference to the movie 'happy gilmore'?
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:52, archived)
never heard of it

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
Snooker isn't a sport.
It's marbles for wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:30, archived)
haha
stick marbles.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
What's your position on Soccerball then?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
soccerball?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
Association Football
Alright. The 'beautiful game'
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
Soccer?
why the fuck is it called soccer? honestly its football stupid fucking yanks need to get it right. i meen really they steal our language then fuck about with it by dropping letters and making words retarded then they change OUR sport and give it a gay ass name cos they already have a sport called football which is basicly the pussy equivilant of rugby, atleast our players dont need fuck off pads and helmets.

GOD DAM IT I HATE AMERICANS!!!
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
You don't seem keen on literacy or eloquence either.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
Oh, the irony.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
your face
esme would your face be as ugly as your name, cos that if ur name is any indication i'm guessing it is
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
Stick to one account, for fuck's sake.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
Haha, oh dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
i look forward to hearing more from you

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
Who are you and why do you think you can talk to me?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:33, archived)
it's wormulus doing some sort of meta-trolling thing, he'll get bored of it soon enough

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:34, archived)
I like Wormulus.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
me too

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
Everybody loves Wormulus.
All at once, like a gatling gun of penises.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
like, not love

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:49, archived)
Speak for yourself, I'm planning to marry him.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
he's certainly got a thing for you anyway

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
gah
argh
(I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:38, archived)
it was amusing while it lasted i guess
shame there weren't that many people leaping to your defense though
(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
I've posted my application, when does my 'I CAN TALK TO BALDMONKEY' badge and certificate arrive?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:35, archived)
Your the only person allowed to talk to me from now on.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
how are you going to enforce that?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
Ineffectively.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:40, archived)
:(
*you're
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:42, archived)
You're face is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
I really enjoy tennis,
It's one of my favorite sports to watch,
does this mean we're not friends anymore?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:29, archived)
You cad.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
you misspelt cunt

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)
YOU ARE

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:37, archived)
Any sport on the radio is utterly fucking pointless.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:32, archived)
on the contrary,
I find it's absolutely the best medium for the cricket.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:41, archived)
I agree.
Cricket is definitely best on the radio

*shakes hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:45, archived)
yeah, they are too bloody small , even if you do put them on their backs.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:44, archived)
Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:39, archived)