Football would be improved by having two or more balls in play at once.
What other improvements could be made to 'The beautiful game'
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)

Land mines.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

you can do better than this seb

( well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

this is why women/gays leave the decisions to the men

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)

Three legged football?
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( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

no really, i prefer you as wormulus

( well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

and i prefer you as "fucked off, far away"
as most of us here do.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)

whoa, what's going on here?

( well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)

just pointing out that someone as shit as you
isnt allowed to pull others up for being shit.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)

haha
it's you isn't it? the whole internet tough guy thing is just your style, and posting his personal info is the same sort of thing you did to rathen, haha, could it really be?
( well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:21, archived)

i consider seb a friend actually.
i have met him many a time, worked with him and am shagging his ex.
why would it be me?

who is your next wild guess? fucktard.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

besides, if i have a problem with someone i am happy to tell them with this account.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)

yeah ok, probably
that shit with rathen was out of order though, you should email him and tell him it's safe to come back
( well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)

rathen is more than happy to dish it out, but clearly cant take it when its dished back at him.
if sexface can manage to come back here, rathen could. he doesnt need me to invite him.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

guy's got a job working with kids
what is he supposed to do? could ruin his career
( well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:31, archived)

Ripping off Budweiser adverts, probably

(__, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

Fire.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)

Chinese dwarfs with downs syndrome.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

armed with sharp pieces of fruit

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)

50 players per team
Also, the pitch would be 25% the size.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

Giving out the adresses of any opposition players who score, commit a foul or celebrate inapproprately.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)

Eccentrically weighted balls
.
( lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

25 snipers around the top of the stadium shooting at spectators and players.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)

Regulation in order to reduce the Premier League's current oligopoly.

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)