My favourite elephant is the first elephant I ever saw in the wild. I nearly did a wee of elephantine excitement.
I say nearly. I actually did do a little bit of wee. Fortunately I had fancy absorbent safari pants on.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)

Oooh, where were you on safari?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)

Saaf efrica and swaziland that time.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:57, archived)

i saw an elephant spread out on the sandy floor with its tongue out once. I think it was dead. That was in Africa.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)

Maybe it was just really pissed.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:59, archived)

almost certainly
It's been hanging around with Wino Rhino's. Bad crowd.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)