Peter Beardsley?
Ian Dowie?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

I think Frank Ribery needs it even more than those two.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

Ian Dowie is by no means attractive,
but he's nowhere near one of the ugliest people in football.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)