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when you become an organ doner you can choose wether you want your face to be donated.... on a seperate note Who knew the 'elephant man' John Merrick held a Donor card?

who the fuck would want his face?
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

To be honest, I don't know if I don't like this because you have an L or that I find it shit.
I hate myself :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

poachers

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

i'm waiting for woodside's take on this

( well, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

It's not really got enough comic potential for a doodle.
And the battery on my camera has died.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

HIS NAME WAS JOSEPH!

( SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

JOHN MERRICK
John Merrick as in JOHN merrick the elephant man?
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

There are many popular sources that misquote his name
The Elephant Man film being one of them.
( SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

But he had Elephantitis remember!!

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

Are you for real?

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

it's piston trying out his stand-up

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

Check out how black that kettle is, homie.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

.....
did u meen good old joe fritzel. hes a bit tied up at the min cos its his daughters turn to be in control
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

I mean this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Merrick
( SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

are you really only 13?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

That's his IQ.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

Peter Beardsley?
Ian Dowie?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

I think Frank Ribery needs it even more than those two.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

Ian Dowie is by no means attractive,
but he's nowhere near one of the ugliest people in football.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Is it half term yet?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

Well, his skeleton is clearly on display
I'm not sure he'd have had a donor card, given the date, but it was probably given up willingly.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

Are you a cunt?

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

Perhaps his internal organs were healthy, and he wanted to help people after his death.
What's your problem with Joseph Merrick anyway?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

to be fair
he has more face to donate than anyone else
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)