i haven't been on a plane since i was about 8

( Lightguy hail satan, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

LOLplanes

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)

my holidays
I just realised my flight to the carribean is with air france over the Atlantic,

Anyone know where I can get Life Insurance no-one seems to want to take me on.
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:28, archived)

well
french aviation has indeed taken a nosedive recently.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

In the wake of LOT and KGM announcing they were in financial difficulties
Air France also admitted they were having trouble staying afloat.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

You don't need life insurance
travel insurance is all you need. Check out the post office, or compare the market.
( SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)

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( weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:34, archived)

I think he was doing it on purpose.

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)

i hope so

( weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

errrm
are you retarded, do you not get the joke? i dont acctually want fucking insurance i was creating hurmor out of a horrible accedent, cos thats how i roll
(squeeky13, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:37, archived)

no, like a kid's inflatable swimming pool filled with jelly, left to set, then the gelatinous mass tumbled along the South Downs is how you roll
you dull, dire, boring slack-jawed pea-brained syphillitic peenarse.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)

Yes, sorry, I wasn't paying attention to the exact details
I realised as soon as I posted what you meant, but couldn't be bothered to alter it. Cos that's how I roll.
( SuperMatt, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:40, archived)