most of the village
has enjoyed cumming on your visage
( weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:19, archived)

except you
you have cummed on nothing that is female.

except perhaps your mother.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:36, archived)

and your mum
although, i'm not sure if she counts as a female
( weaver., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:40, archived)

that's odd
I would have thought you'd recognise your own kind.

That's me calling you a woman in case you're too thick to know.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)