I've never seen an alive badger.
I've seen two dead ones though.
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LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:28,
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They're like an inverse camel
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:30,
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