Maybe he doesn't want to.
Maybe he's being 'forced' by an oppressive society.
( Comma, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:32, archived)

'The Man' is keeping us all down :(

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:37, archived)

or up...in this case.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:44, archived)