Find a pretty woman.
Convince her the world is ending.
Spend "your last few moments on this accursed rock" banging her from behind.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 11:55, archived)

Any particular method of global destruction
that works well?
(MooCow_Byter, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:02, archived)