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''Teacher, teacher!''
''I was a complete fuckwit on the internet and now I've had my comeuppance. A nasty man called Gilgamesh is threatening to do bad things to me and a bald monkey wants to rape my 13 year old sister. What do I do?''.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)
Pfft.
"We'll keep an eye out for him"
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE, PHONE THE ORTHORITIES!"

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)