i am making a formal statement tell you all that should anyone come to my home or try to contact me via a home phone number i will be forced to inform the orthorities. i have already been in contact with them about the remarks made about my 13 yr old sister and they will be looking into it.

i have also informed my school who prosecute trespassers and will be keeping watch for anyone who desides that is a good idea.

i have posted this as a formal warning to anyone who wants to get into contact to give further abuse.

i have no problem with the "chubby cunt" remarks because i cudnt care, but when i start getting threaten at my home i will be forced to take it to the police.

{GOD EDIT} Yawn. If you can't deal with the banter on the site, then kindly fuck off and leave us alone. I'll help you out with this handy ban hammer. Bye.
(squeeky13, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)

SHIT!
the orthorities!
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

The tooth police!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

ive had her ...
twice
(flipper is going to die in a bizarre gardenning accident, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)

Another classic post by Ryan Bury, chubby cunt, of Kendal!

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

I LOVE YOU GOD!
Now, who's on your randomburn list?
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

that has to be the least successful troll we've ever had here

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

You realise we just became 4chan properly?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

No we didn't.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

Shut up woodside, you Fun Sponge.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

What's that?
You're pro-Mykey?

I'm sorry, but from now on any of your opinions are completely invalidated and need to be constantly screamed at by my little internet friends.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

You've really lost the plot of late.
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fun+sponge
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

That's as maybe, but you're wrong.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

Are you trying to make up for Newington not being here?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

I don't need to justify anything.
I am better than you. Therefore, anything you say is wrong.

Even though I'm quick to criticise anyone who dares to hold opinions that are even similar to my own.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

It's better when you're not emulating your foes.
Methinks you protest too much.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

Don't be stupid, I don't have foes.
Only fat, racially degenerate losers call other people "foes", and they don't deserve the wonderful gift of life.

In fact, were I the leader of this crippled, benighted nation, I'd authorise their public execution and indefinitely imprison anyone who opposed this scheme.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

it's hardly terrorism, all we did was google someone who had made himself utterly easy to find on the internet
man, I bet he's still reading this shit

hello Ryan! SEE YOU SOON lololol
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)

If he hadn't got banned, we might well have take that next step.
SPECIAL DELIVERY FOR RYAN.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)

oh man, the orthorities are outside my house right now
like ALL of the orthorities

someone must have orthorised a raid!
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)

Not going to apologise for being a dickhead on our site?
Just becuase you're on the internet doesn't mean you can get away with everything.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)

I got your address now
you're my biatch
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

Yeah I just got it as well,
taking a turd in a box as we speak.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

man, I hope he told his friends he's gay
it's be bad if they heard that first from a stranger
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

especially one who's just been to his house and filmed his 13 year old sister in the shower.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

oi, you cunt, I just spotted your addition to that thread.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

what? I assumed your friends knew?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)

hahaha
I did like that bit.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

also, clickin dis

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)

i'll appologise if you want me to but i am warning you that any form of contact at my home adress will be sent to the police
(squeeky13, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

poopackage
poopackagepoopackagepoopackagepoopackagepoopackage
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

you'll never know I was there biatch

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

I can see you.
You chubby cunt.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

I'm at the foot of your drive.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

Are you the one with the axe and the estate agent grin?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

Fuck, it's travel agent grin. It's dark.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

Bully :(

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)

I've just pissed in his bushes.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

now, now.
he's my wife now, Dave.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

Nobody cares.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

Haha

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)

AAAAAAND HE'S OUTTA THERE!!

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)

You shouldn't be so bitter at your age.
Lighten up!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)

Hahahaha fuck

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

haha

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)

No you haven't and no you aren't.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)

You phoned your school at half twelve at night?
Who answered?

Oh wait, you can't respond. Sorry about that.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)

presumably the paedophiles
.... who are just, y'know, waiting.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)

''Teacher, teacher!''
''I was a complete fuckwit on the internet and now I've had my comeuppance. A nasty man called Gilgamesh is threatening to do bad things to me and a bald monkey wants to rape my 13 year old sister. What do I do?''.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)

Pfft.
"We'll keep an eye out for him"
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)

"FOR FUCK'S SAKE, PHONE THE ORTHORITIES!"

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)

I appear to have missed some shenanigans.

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)

Oh you did.
You did.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

Troll came onto site, posted some shitty threads.
Shouted at Esme for being shit.

Balmonkey found them on the internet, then another incidence and another, apparently we've discovered a home address.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)

Boy got cross and claimed to grass us up for bullying him online

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)

See this miniscule violin playing just for him.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)

I start getting threaten at my home.
Well that english class you took, paid off in spades.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)

Oh shit
What did I miss? I went to see Bill Bailey live and missed all this!!?!?!
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:14, archived)