It couldn't hold his weight.
He's so shit he couldn't even commit suicide properly.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

It amazes me that people who must have been watching this place for some time before signing up
Think that the way to make an entrance is to start by being abusive to regulars. At the best of times one foot wrong warrants a good old piss taking and short term meme, I would have thought that would have been obvious to Ryan Bury, gay chubby cunt.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

I was just satisfied by the relatively immediate karma.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

I wonder if his sister is getting herself ready for Baldmonkey time.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

I'll venture she'd need no more widening than pentel

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

This is true, *something about a maggot being sick*
Right, it's work time.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)