DEAR INTERNET USERS
There is lots of TERRIBLE INTERNET BULLYING being commited on /talk at the moment.
TERRIBLE INTERNET BULLYING IS A CRIME!
If you have been a victim of bullying, Cliquery or other SERIOUS BUSINESSES contact INTERNETLAWYERMAN.

0845 go2court4you
or via GAZ

ANYONE WHO PERSISTS IN TERRIBLE BULLYING ON THE INTERNET WILL BE BROUGHT BEFORE THE INTERNET TRIBUNAL PANEL OF JUSTICE.

yours,
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:36, archived)

I thought you'd flounced.
Again.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:37, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
I suspect you may have confused INTERNETLAWYERMAN with another citizen of the internet.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:39, archived)

Also, you're no Harvey Birdman
Attorney At Law
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

Or Butterfield.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

i love you
i'd forgotten him.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)

Paul Ball had a nasty fall when he was frightened by the ghost of his former employer.
I love you too. :)
( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:56, archived)

yer

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

At the moment.
Surely you mean last night Ryan Bury aka Sex Sexington of Kendal Chubby Cunt
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)

I bet he's hanging from a bannister as we speak

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:40, archived)

It couldn't hold his weight.
He's so shit he couldn't even commit suicide properly.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

It amazes me that people who must have been watching this place for some time before signing up
Think that the way to make an entrance is to start by being abusive to regulars. At the best of times one foot wrong warrants a good old piss taking and short term meme, I would have thought that would have been obvious to Ryan Bury, gay chubby cunt.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

I was just satisfied by the relatively immediate karma.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

I wonder if his sister is getting herself ready for Baldmonkey time.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

I'll venture she'd need no more widening than pentel

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

This is true, *something about a maggot being sick*
Right, it's work time.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

hahaha

( turb0t, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

WOTEVA WORMULUS

( Mrs Sp@m, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

I haven't seen any of this terrible internet bullying

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:41, archived)

Scroll down a few threads.
It's quite funny.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)

Yeah
it's pretty good internet bullying, isn't it? Hello to your face.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:43, archived)

Ah you missed the Ryan Bury kendal chubby cunt stuff.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

Hello back at you!

( Anthropos Was making beer on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

The unspoken question. On the way back from the hide, the debate centres around the four Woodlark fledglings. Was one of them carrying an injury? No, you say quietly, it was the just weakest, least agile of the brood. The group leader is about to ask how you could possibly know so much about such a small, well camouflaged bird, over so great a distance. Then his eyes flick down to the Leica case containing your Televid spotting scope.
( vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

Good morning, WORMULUS your honor.
The crown will plainly show
The internet bully who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed throwing insults,
Throwing insults of an almost bullying nature.
This will not do.
( turb0t, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

call the schoolmaster...

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

schoolmaster INTERNETLAWYERMAN
( turb0t, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)