You should kill yourself now so that you don't die in a terrible plane crash

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:20, archived)

What a nasty, stupid thing to say.

(Sebastian Winnett, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

You're right.
Bringing your own parachute is a completely sensible idea.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:26, archived)

see this, this post is what Sebastian "Wormulus" Winnett, the scarf-wearing cockhound, would say if he was pretending to be a girl

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)

instead of pretending to be a man lolololBZZzzz

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)