The chances are ridiculously small.
Man up or go to Cornwall for your jollies.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:22, archived)

or both

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:23, archived)

Yeah, BRUTE your way around Cornwall.
Nutting all the racist farmer types.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:24, archived)

Just don't fly there

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:28, archived)