I watch football on TV and shout 'GO ON YOU SPUUUURRRS' whilst flakes of pie fly out my mouth, whilst wearing a five year old team shirt and a can of lager in one hand
does that count?
( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)

not really.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)