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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I AM SO SOWWY PWEEEEEZ LIKE ME

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
I HAVEN'T GOT ANY REAL FRIENDS!
ACCEPT ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I WANT ATTENTION WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
I HATE YOU, WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME, I HATE YOU, WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME

(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
I'VE BEEN WATCHING TOTAL WIPEOUT CLIPS ON YOUTUBE FOR 6 HOURS.
VALIDATE ME
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
I received yours yesterday. Looks quality, but not got round to a listen as yet.
Many thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
i've still only received one.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
I sent mine on Monday.
There may have been some complications because I wrapped it in newspaper and sellotape, didn't weigh it and put "DOES NOT CONTAIN PORNOGRAPHY" on the front.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
Still, at least you almost have a complete tracklist.
¦:¬D
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
I got one with a complete tracklist, but with no indication who has sent it.
How am I supposed to mock them when I don't know who they are?
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
eeeeeeeeee.
i can't complain anyway cos i have been slack about it too.
well actually i have been really busy and haven't even turned my laptop on for about a week.

i'll burn them tonight. i primrose.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
Has mine still not arrived then?
I probably had to pay some sort of fee for the weight. I didn't put a return address on so, sooner or later, it will end up at your new house.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
not yet.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:46, archived)
I'd like to know who's SUPPOSED to send me one
so that I can shun, snub, abuse and sex them.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
I don't think you were on my list.
Probably for the best.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
I know Hedonist and Captain Wow are supposed to send me one.
And I received one so that leaves two unknowns.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
ask bloostar
she told me all of mine

that's how come i know to glance sternly at binky every so often
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
eek.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
not really!
*doe-eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
*kneads eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
werg! that feels funny

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
*treadles*
*purrs*
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
NOT IN MA EYES!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
I've not made mine yet.
You'll get yours alright.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
Hurrah!
There may or may not be an error on the last track where it ends abruptly a minute or so before it should. Nay bother, though. The fucking track is 9:33 long :)
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
*runs over*
*POINTS*
*runs away again*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
Hey Paul.
Which website/s do you trust for reliable game reviews?
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
If I was paul I'd say ign.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
If you were paul I'd be saying thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
thank me too go on thank me i was wellpful.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
"well helpful"

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
I LOVES YOU
YOUR THE BESTEST
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
:DDDD

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
HEY THE BESTEST EH? I LIKE THAT

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
IT'S TRUE Y'KNOW. RR IS A SMART GUY. HE KNOWS.

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
YAY I LIKE PANDAS.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)

nature.videosift.com/video/Baby-Pandas-Play-Fighting-1
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
EIGHT. BABY. PANDAS.

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
Looks like a midget Kiss concert.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
EIGHT.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
ign & gamespot

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
I usually use gamespot, but heard things suggesting that they're not exactly impartial.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
hmm oh well i read both and maybe eurogamer too and then amazon reviews and then i ask on here
and then, FINALLY, i draw my own conclusions.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
if ever you want a good review, buy me a copy of the game and i'll review it for you
sound good?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
there was a bit of a scandal
i've never used them, to be honest.

do you read edge? their reviews are harsh but fair
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
I used to get edge and really enjoy their reviews, but then I got really poor.
I haven't bought it for aaages.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
susbscribe. it's cheaper!
and you won't even know the money is coming out!

PLUS they occasionally send you something cool.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
i love edge magazine
i used to borrow it from a guy here but his subscription ran out :(
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
come round and read mine
i'll make you tea!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
TEMPTING how about you move closer and then i will? yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
but i LIKE my house
it's by the sea!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:03, archived)
you could live by the sea in north devon. it's pretty cool and ting.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
Come round to MINE. Ignore him.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
you don't have edge!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:04, archived)
YOURE EVEN FURTHER AWAY

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
But... but...
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:10, archived)
I'M COUNTING THIS AS A WIN!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)
ign for the most part
also, they don't do many but kotaku reviews are usually pretty spot on

kotaku is a great site in general.

metacritic is also helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
Nice one paulo.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
*nods*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:05, archived)
Hey paul, paul, paul, paul, paul, paul.
Did you get my shit cd yet?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
NOPE :(

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
This sounds baaaaad.
Shitting brix if it doesn't come tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
one of mine didn't get through. i've had 3 confirmed received
1 confirmed no
and 1 unknown
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
Oh, and I applied to be on the next series of that.
I haven't heard anything.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
It looks like fun, but I reckon I'd be in a wheelchair afterwards :)

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
i'd like a go at the obstacle courses
but i don't think i'd be any good at the sweeper or the dizzy thing
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
IT'S ALL ABOUT SILENT LIBRARY BABY
WHY WE SHOUTING?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
ssssshhhhhhh *drives RC car at your head* sssshhhhhh!! *pulls out nose hair* shhhhhhhh!!!!
I love Silent Library :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
I think there's just something funny about Japanese people.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
It's the fact that they just take it, and don't take themselves seriously even though on the surface you'd expect them too :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
Is this allegorical?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:47, archived)
It's why the girls scream during sex

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
this is really dull.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
today i am wearing my awesome double skirt.
i look super.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
A double skirt?
What does that entail? Is there a skirt for the bottom half and them another skirt for the top half?
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
it's two skirts, basically.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
Doesn't that make you look like you've gotten dressed twice without realising it?
I did that once. Put a second shirt over my original. Took me up 'til the collar buttons to realise my error.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
pictures
/autopander
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
here is an ebay link.
some people may find it unsafe for work due to one of the words in the link. there's no nudity or anything, but just be aware, ok? binky's awesome supercool skirt with legwarmers that makes her double the sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
I actually find that quite sexy
*thinks bad thoughts about people on the internet*
(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
But that girl looking thing has no features.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
wow

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
i've totally toned it down with black tights and a plain black jumper and a hairclip like a red button.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
I was just trying to work out what my thoughts were on those leg bits,
but then I realised I invented them. I was at Spacefish's mum's house and I was wearing a skirt, and Spacefish was wearing those trousers where the legs are attached by zips so you can turn them into shorts. He took the legs off, so I put the legs on and said I need suspenders now. It was very funny. You probably had to be there.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
like sexy gaiters?

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:55, archived)
it was more silly than sexy, really.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:59, archived)
I'm drinking coffee
I look sexier: second from the right in the armour
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
the guy second from the left is quite cutelooking. although it's hard to tell
and his hair is doing a bit of a tintin thing.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
haha Tom?
He's an oddfish is our Tom, he goes hunting for Rabbits with his bow and arrow and lives in a shit tip, he thinks he's god's gift to women however he's scared of them.

He still thinks he's 16

whereas I'm just a shit wolverine
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)
it's illegal to hunt wildlife with a longbow

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:58, archived)
I know that, you know that, Tom knows that
but as I say, he's an oddfish.

He's never actually made a kill yet so I don't think there is much to worry about in terms of wildlife.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
I wish it bloody wasn't.
Mind you it appears to be illegal to kill them with anything other than a shotgun. I reckon there's some politics going on there. But I don't want to own a firearm!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:02, archived)
i dont like him now.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
i like GmOS now.
he's pretty hot.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)
*points, winks and clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:06, archived)
OMH YOU SHOT ME.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
h, g, it's nearly the same

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)
Close enough for me
*hugs and twirls off*
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:09, archived)
It's like a flid's thumb war match.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
so click ignore on me
I'll survive
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
but sometimes you say something i prefer, and i dont want to miss out.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
anyway, i am looking at games due in the autumn.
i think i will want the new Zelda on the DS, although it is nothing like as tempting as the last few zeldas,

and mini ninjas. i am not sure on which platform this is.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
so who here does a sport?
What is it? Are you good at it? Do you do it for fitness or for other reasons?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:33, archived)
I watch football on TV and shout 'GO ON YOU SPUUUURRRS' whilst flakes of pie fly out my mouth, whilst wearing a five year old team shirt and a can of lager in one hand
does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
not really.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
I climb sometimes
but you already knew this.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
that's GREAT! you two can be FRIENDS now!

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
I don't know
I did some pretty terrible things on this forum, I'd be wary of me.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
well if you can't find any friends, you may find that repressing your homosexuality and seeking attention is a good substitute

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
That's true
maybe if I repress my homosexuality hard enough boys will like me!
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)
an excellent choice

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
i have never really been sporty.
i like to swim, and i use a rowing machine for fitness.

otherwise i like to bound and frolic and roll down grassy slopes.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
some people just don't get into it.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
i used to do kayaking. That was fun.
but i think i prefer PLAYTIME sport to team sports. I used to like climbing trees.

Rounders is ok.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
I absolutely love frolicky type exercise.
like when a game of frisbee goes a bit stupid and involves rugby tackles and piggy backing.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)
well yeah frisbee is fun too.
so i hate sport, but i like swimming, skipping, poi, frisbee, rounders, climbing, kayaking, and i do rowing too.

that's not THAT bad is it.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
and twirling
*twirls*
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
HELL YEAH.
i like to spin and skip and gambol.
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
£20 ON RED!

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
I play football GMoS
I play it for fitness and because I really love bursting the net with my sexily powerfully shots every several minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
Smashing success!
I like playing football, I'm shit at it, but I enjoy it all the same.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:37, archived)
Does jogging/running count?
I'm doing it to train up for the marathon next year, if I can get in.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
Seriously though, what do you think about when you're running?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
Depends really.
It's normally either "shit, do I have any food left?" or "I wonder if I can afford ...."
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
I always end up thinking things like
"how long can I go on at this pace..." "if I stop abruptly it'll look a bit weird" "maybe i should slow gradually to a stop"
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:51, archived)
yes it does.
Good job, and good luck training up for that.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
I do 4x100 speed mincing relay and synchronised pipe smoking

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:35, archived)
Oh I do the 5 metre 'coo-eee' straddle

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:38, archived)
I do long distance running when time and spazzy knees allow me to.

(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:36, archived)
mental... running is my nemesis

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:39, archived)
Running is my joy.
Fucks my knees up, though :(
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
:(
oh well.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
Sport is shit.
Unless trampolining counts as a sport.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:41, archived)
it probably does
if you're a woman.

I like watching women on trampolines
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
I play football twice a week and coach a kids team twice a week.
For fun, fitness, the banter and the social aspect. Plus, it's good for networking too, thought I hate that word.

And I'm alright.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:43, archived)
smashing choice!
good to see you putting into the community as well
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
I'd like to do more varying activities, but my current schedule takes up a lot of time/energy as it is.
I'd like to play squash and swim more.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
Used to go climbing
occasional kick about in the park

cancelled gym membership though - sick of musclebound freaks sitting at the machine next to me, checking what weight I was using then setting theirs to twice as heavy; as if I was going to say "oooh WOW! how AWESOME are you?", when all I really wanted was for them to suffer a prolapsed rectum
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:44, archived)
you get a payrise with a prolapsed rectum in your line of work
LOL JUST KIDDING, WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE, I ALSO DISLIKE GYM FOLK.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
zing!
Does beard growth count as exercise?
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
if it does I guess I can add to my list :)

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:54, archived)
This is what annoys me at the gym.
Mostly nice people, a minority of testosterone fuelled wankers preening themselves in the mirror every 5 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)
unfortunately the gym I went to was almost 100% testosterone fulled wankers
all drinking Maximuscle protein shakes etc.

but it was only £12 a month
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:52, archived)
I DO!
I do Climbing, Kendo, Swimming and Road Biking.
I'm ok at Climbing, I'm ok at Kendo, I'm better than most but shit compared to who I swim with, and I'm not bad at peddling.
I do climbing because I love the feeling and exposure
I do kendo because I quite like the concentration and discipline plus it's incredibly knackering, great for fitness.
I swim entirely to keep fit and loosen off
I road bike to get to places and general fitness.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:48, archived)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:53, archived)
I used to play rugby and box.
This year I shall be doing muay thai.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:57, archived)
Muay Thai
HEAD SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES, KNEES AND TOES

ELBOWS, SHINS AND BROKEN NOSE

HEAD SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES, BROKEN NOSE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:07, archived)
Elbow in EYES and EARS and MOUTH and NOSE

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)
I can think of noone I'd prefer to be kicked in the head by :P

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)
Eyy, cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)
What I said sounded really wrong
But I am really wrong so I stand by it
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)
FIRST

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
LOOK OUT INTERNET!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:34, archived)
*Big bucket of attention*
There you go, who's a good boy? YOU'RE a good boy !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:42, archived)
I bet you are Wormulus' other comedy account

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)
touch your toes!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:56, archived)