well if you can't find any friends, you may find that repressing your homosexuality and seeking attention is a good substitute

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:40, archived)

That's true
maybe if I repress my homosexuality hard enough boys will like me!
( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:01, archived)