I bet Bush is straight on the phone
ordering that we go and bomb Iraq again to end their hold on all the oil terrorism
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:12, archived)

Bit of a myth that one, Iraq has fuck all oil, and its very hard to mine - thick rock strata.
(R-T-C Got arbitrage profits?, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:17, archived)

My cat's breath smells like cat food



/has no idea about anything anymore
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:20, archived)

Er, not sure about that, mate...
www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0872964.html
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 7 Jul 2005, 12:22, archived)