But day wiw be werth yots of monnknee 1 daiy

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

i'm jumping on the chance to own a genuwine DG original
before you start on your 'cubist pug' period
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

Rubics Snuffles is now the new name of my imaginary dog

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

this still makes me laugh
www.b3ta.com/talk/6097439
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

I've got an answer for all of lifes pug based questions

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

how many pugs does it take to change a lightbulb?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

None. You can just plug the pug into the socket and it will emitt the same amount of light as a 20w bulb from its nose

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)