Good Morning
Whats da shizzle?
( broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:11, archived)

*points*

( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:12, archived)

Heehee

( broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

not me, surely.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:34, archived)

I LOVE YOU.

( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

RI RUFF ROO
I will take many a photo and make you a postcard, binkles.

Only there for 3 days though :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep :D

( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:08, archived)

I WANT POSTCARDS.

( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

ARE YOU THERE YET?

( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:39, archived)

CAN YOU COUNT TO 3?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:43, archived)

ONE TWO WHO?

( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

*cheers*
*spins around*
*runs off into the distance*
( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:46, archived)

WHAT IS THE FASTEST LAND MAMMAL?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

PUG ROCKET

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

NO WAIT!
ROCKET PUG.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

but his face flaps will flop open and he'd look like the Predator's vagina.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

Ooh, sexy!

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

i think she's gone :(

( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:53, archived)

I WENT AND CAME BACK

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:01, archived)

I've got an eye exam today and I haven't revised.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

Write the answers on the back of your eyelids

( broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

the results are under your tooth

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

OMG OMG OMG OMG TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT MY TOOTH
¦:¬(
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

REMBER THE TOOTH BARON

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

I love that film.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:31, archived)

Hooray you're back!
I bet it's only because I can stalk you in real life.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

I realised I was being silly.

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)

You love us* too much
*me

**ym
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

I'm trying to resist the urge to tell the internet that the uber flounce was your idea.

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

it must be your eye teeth giving you the problem

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

pfffft reVISION
( vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

lol

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

It is important to revEYES

( broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

and studEYE

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

In a nice peaceful envEYEronment

( broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:30, archived)

that way
you will be a star PUPIL

hahahahhahaha
( vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

These gags are too hEYEBROW for me

( broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

I might buy myself a kendogi for walking around in normally.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

My mate has a walking stick with an enormous bulbous end full of lead
apparently this type of walking stick is called a knobcurry.

hilarity ensued.
( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

knobkerry, innit?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

If you're welsh.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

He speaks English with a strong accent.
I'm sure he meant to say this.
( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

glans korma

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

roglans josh

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

vinDICKloo

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

scrotal danzak

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

.....Eurovision entrant, 1993
( vladimir, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

Same old

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

I thought
You'd had the mother of all flounces?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

we've been over this. wake up!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

Oh, was it all a joke then?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

it was all a dream
turns out NO-ONE shot JR
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

Bloody retcons.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

An internet joke

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

Ooooooooooooh.
I await the meme with barely concealed indifference.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

the whole internet is a joke

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:19, archived)

your bit maybe
not my bit

*shields my bit*
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

and i find it HILARIOUSLY amusing.

( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

why did the internet cross the road?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

SHIT now i have to think of a punchline!
where's eddache? he's good at terrible jokes.
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

Oh shit on the spot now.... errmm
to get to his domain?
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:47, archived)

To get to the other site.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

THAT'LL DO

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

OH WAIT
"to catch a serial bus"
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

baddum
& tish
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

To get to the other drive

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

Morning
That was quite a short-lived flounce
( broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

9 days
It's a new personal best.
( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

I'm trying to think of things to draw for my randomburns but I've only ever talked to one of them before
I've got inkers block...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:13, archived)

forget those losers.
do one for me instead!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

But day wiw be werth yots of monnknee 1 daiy

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:16, archived)

i'm jumping on the chance to own a genuwine DG original
before you start on your 'cubist pug' period
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

Rubics Snuffles is now the new name of my imaginary dog

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

this still makes me laugh
www.b3ta.com/talk/6097439
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:25, archived)

I've got an answer for all of lifes pug based questions

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

how many pugs does it take to change a lightbulb?

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:28, archived)

None. You can just plug the pug into the socket and it will emitt the same amount of light as a 20w bulb from its nose

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

is it me?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:14, archived)

Noooope

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

A medusa head with penises instead of snakes.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

Just do them all the same in Photoshop
And print them out, and write a note on the back?

/has done this.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:15, archived)

But mine are all handmake.
I even shouted the tunes at a CD instead of burning them.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

Aye, mine would be the same
But I seem to have low-level Parkinsons when I try to do anything remotely creative like that.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:54, archived)

Plus my printer is broken :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)

Squirrels with tits

( broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

porridge

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:17, archived)

mine was awesome
someone should link to it.
( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

http://www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/wormulussawesomerandomburn.gif
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

here it is
www.b3ta.com/talk/6156693
( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

3 legged wasp

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:23, archived)

2 Headed Sex Beast.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

...The Rasmus?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:52, archived)

Ahhh, I remember the good ol' days of them getting bottled at Reading.
Good times.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

The Rasmus are one of the greatest bands ever.

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

i used wordle
by which i mean www.wordle.net/

and stuck all the lyrics from all the songs in it then printed the result and used it as the inlay
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

I LIKE THAT IDEA

( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:21, archived)

*steals it*
*will totally forget to bother*
( sleepybinky, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

YOU'RE GETTING ONE, REMEMBER!

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

To be honest
I just used the iTunes "print CD sleeve" function.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:26, archived)

Yeah, took me a lil while to realise they were the tracks on there.
Looked really smart.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

cheers. i was pleased with how it turned out.

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:32, archived)

Mornoon.
I'm planning dinner (lunch to you southerners).
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

Apparently
This
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:18, archived)

I've got a new ringbinder for [client]'s orders

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:20, archived)

and now i'm humming the wurzels
thankyou very much
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:24, archived)

oi've got a brahnd noo client ringbinder
etc
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

Hahahaha
It's already full, the greedy fucks.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:33, archived)

I just took delivery of ten shiny new laptops for work :o)
Just found out they all have Windows Vista :o(
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:22, archived)

Are MS giving free upgrades to Windows 7 with Vista yet?
Tho not sure there's any real benefit, I bunged Windows 7 on the rubbish work laptop & it appears to be just a slightly tweaked Vista. Fuck knows why they can't just make a modular o/s & let us choose what we want to install.

ooh hark at me, getting all geeky
( broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:27, archived)

I assume Vista SP2 is likely to be similar

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:29, archived)

have they said they will?
that sounds very un-Microsoft to me

We usually get downgrade licenses back to XP Pro but not this time - I hope it is ok with our network :o/
( h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:35, archived)

Nah, I heard some rumour about it but Microsoft haven't announced what they are doing as far as I know
I'm only interested 'cos I need a new laptop & am fucked if I want another Vista license.
( broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:44, archived)

I'm being held prisoner in a bike hire shop in Edinburgh.

( Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

Build a tank of tandems & smash your way out

( broadsword, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

There's one tandem.
I plan to take it for a joyride this evening.
( Newington, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:58, archived)