If I thought it'd make you smile
I'd hold you down and tickle that hairless, lily-white undercarriage.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

The eroticism is wasted on me becuase of my repressed homosexuality

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

Who said anything about it being erotic?
Yes, I'll be involved, so there is that, but you more than cancel out any effect I might have.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)