Comedy at the George!
edit: I think everyone has me on ignore
( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

There might actually be another one, a special one.
A one off if you will.
( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

I'll stick it in the calendar when it's confirmed.

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

yaaaaay

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

I'll bang my fists with rage on the table and blame JMG.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

cal ar con

lol
(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

7/10

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

Iz be WELL up for that bruv', yagetme?
All da honiez be all up in that shit man, I swarez, bare jokes and nuff tings.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:18, archived)

bring your new housemate.
all are welcome.
( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

Coolio =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

I was going to go, but don't want to if his flatmate goes

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

DId he try and sexface you?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)

Something like that

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

Being Sexfaced is like one step up from Breaky Arm Rape
What was his pulling technique?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

I'm not giving you tips

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

me?!?!? pulling tips?!?!?
I'm insulted.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

Sorry, massages ego

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

Good good.
And who told you I renamed my dinkle to ego?
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

YM

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

Did he try and talk to you like the Honey Monster and throw sugarpuffs at your tits?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

So you fucked him and then regretted it too?
Is there no internet woman immune to the 'charms' of sexface and/or wormulus?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

Oh dear god no
That would have meant being close enough to touch him
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

So what's your problem with him?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

He's got a Sexface Grappling Hook Escape Gun.
*Sexface cums*
*opens window PA-TOING!*

Seeeee ya later, sugartits! MU HAHAHa AWAY! *zooms off into the night*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

*raises hand*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

Are you absolutely sure that you haven't at least played with one of their winkies?

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

I could have you any time I liked sugartits.

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

ha
you wish
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

Oh hush
you can't play hard to get with Sexface
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

I wasn't playing

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

You seem to bring it up an awful lot.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

Really?
I wasn't aware I'd mentioned it here
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:47, archived)

Pretty much every other post you do is about him or to him.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:49, archived)

I haven't posted on talk in weeks so I'm not sure where you're getting this from

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:51, archived)

Exactly, but when you do it's about him.
anyway, wanna add me on msn and we can webcam to each other?
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:53, archived)

If I talked about the people I liked on b3ta you'd have no idea of who I was talking about
Cheers, I'll pass.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:55, archived)

I am made less because of this :(

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:57, archived)

Let's all go
and be friends!
( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

Ha

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

I'm going to use that to 1up my self esteem here.
"Gonz: Not as repulsive as his flatmate"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:48, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6236065
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:52, archived)

you can do better than this.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:14, archived)

really?
let's be honest.... can he?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

I know, I know.
however, there actually is going to be a CATG at some point over the next couple of months so I feel completely justified in spamming it like a podcast.
( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:15, archived)

also, what hubare said.
I don't understand why you missed me when I didn't post, I'm fucking shit.
( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

ok well let me know
I'll try to come down, I haven't seen tfs for ages.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

The what at the where?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:16, archived)

I would like to go to this.
HOWEVER

I will dunk you if you're horrid.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

Having met the man several times,
I can confirm that he is a cunt of the highest order.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

you cunt

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

True dat.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

I second this
such a cunt. A horrid, horrid cunt.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

ASK ANYONE THAT HAS SPOKEN TO ME OFFLINE
Am I horrid?
( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

No.
I have and you weren't. But still.

I'll be a patronising bitch though, so at least one of us will be consistent.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:22, archived)

Inconsistency ONLINE
call the HONDA of DRAMA!
( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

If I thought it'd make you smile
I'd hold you down and tickle that hairless, lily-white undercarriage.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

The eroticism is wasted on me becuase of my repressed homosexuality

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)

Who said anything about it being erotic?
Yes, I'll be involved, so there is that, but you more than cancel out any effect I might have.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

Really?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:17, archived)

Well I'm there and hello Seb.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

Hello fellow flounce-failer

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:19, archived)

FUCK YOU!
That's it I'm leaving!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

I'm back again.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:21, archived)

arf

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)

I'll be there!

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:28, archived)

I've got you and everyone else on ignore

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:34, archived)

Im ignoring you twice.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

My words are so spasticated you have to otherwise they leak through

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)

i read that as 'bungbungbungbung... arrrrooooooo'

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

You must only have me on ignore once then
If you don't have me on ignore I only type Gloria Estefan lyrics.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

*unignores*

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)

Don't ignore me, I'll only make myself an even bigger nuisance.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)

I'll scream.
Honest, I'll scream.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)

I'll scream
but I'll do it from my botty whilst my face hole tootles on a trumpet. The joy being I can't play the trumpet.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:43, archived)

Well that was fun
I just had a lengthy meeting with my boss, showing him whether my salary for the last 2 years has been worth it. I'm glad to say he was very impressed with what I have done.

Anyway, your going home time is fast approaching, enjoy your weekend and all that. I hope your gig goes well and remember to have fun :D
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)

IF it happens.
I don't care. If it doesn't I shall just stay in my jimjams and play infamous.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:45, archived)

stalking is coooool...do it....DO EEEET!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)

I spot a SMILEY!

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)

duly edited

( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:38, archived)

Far better

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)