DEAR INTERNET USER
I am investigating.

It would appear that the majority of the ONLINE INTERNET CRIMES
were commited by MR B Monkey.

I have SUMMONSED HIM to appear before the INTERNET CROWN TRIBUNAL COURT OF JUSTICE.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

Opposite the CATG?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

oh INTERNETLAYWERMAN!
*swoons*
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)