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what exactly did that squeeky13 kid yesterday do that required you to all go to such nasty extremes to upset him? This isn't exactly the nicest place in the world when you first post here
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:12, archived)
He posted incoherent shite, then got upset when people told him to shut up.
Basically.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
Sadly the case with a lot of people who seem to randomly pop up.
Hello all, btw :)
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
Oh hello.
Haven't seen you in a while. How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
It's been interesting for all the wrong reasons.
From mental wards to a borderline stalker of a Jehovah's Witness.

Yourself, m'dear?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
Oh my, that sounds fun.
Meh, alright. Drama etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
Drama? Seems to be an inescapable constant in many lives.
God. I'm starting to border on pretentious philosophical wank.

I should tell a knob joke.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
ps. a reliable source told me you're the biggest BITCH on here! OHMIDAZE!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
With a stupid username.
I'm mean, come on, Weatherwax?!?!? *snort* Is that, like from some kind of book or something, though? Yeah? I know right, pffft, come on!
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
A few people have thought it's my real name.
For fuck's sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
Haha! Dipshits!
Everyone knows your real name is Nanny Ogg.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
:((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
Do you know any songs about small prickly mammals?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
pfft! We all know your real name is Shouty O'Potatos

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
Haha
I might change it to that.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
Shouty Mary O'Potatoes.
You forgot her confirmation name.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
I thought it was 'Bejeezus!' ?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
there is no saint bejeezus :(

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
HE'S THE SON OF GOD YEEEE FECK!

Also, Everyone, if you want a laugh go listening to LBC radio. Some nob christians are talking about how witchcraft/paganism is about supporting Satan and they just needed a good christian up bringing.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
haha
that's pretty much my parent's outlook on witchcraft and the like. I wasn't even allowed to read the Harry Potter books when they came out. Cunts.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)
and then baldmonkey
( who i respect a lot and was a principle in the "campaign for real niceness) outed his real life stuff

so what - there is an ignore button you know
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
Tell him that.
He's the one that got upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
i saw what he posted about you
there was no need to threaten his school/address/sister whatever
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
I didn't.
I had fuck all to do with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
I know you didn't do that
I'm not having a go at you
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:21, archived)
Why are you whinging, anyway?
He's gone, who gives a fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
He's called Ryan Bury. Maybe you could find his Bebo account and let him know that you're a nice boy in a sea of big bad boys on B3ta?
I'm sure he'd appreciate that.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
Stop whining or we'll turn on you.
Rik, 69, from orangeland.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
I heard that he was mean to you.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
He stole my lunch money and pushed me into a puddle.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:13, archived)
Certainly nothing worse than most regulars get away with daily

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
this
i think you should all be a bit ashamed of yourself tbh
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
Shove it up your jaffa.

(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
Shut up Rik.

(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:34, archived)
CRIPPLE FIGHT!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:36, archived)
He joined.. that was enough.
and didn't conform to the clique
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
He said that The Wiggles are shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)
NO MERCY

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
I FUCKING LOVE THE WIGGLES!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)
I don't know or care Rik.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
WHY?!
why are you a cold, barren landscape inside GMoS, WHY!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)
because I'm cynical

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:33, archived)
I was expecting an heart-warmingly honest journey into the pysche of GMoS... the kind you'd find serialised in a Sunday Newspaper...
but I suppose this'll do
(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)
He was a troll who just wasn't good enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
He took the hump with esme for some reason
And he was barely literate, and a closet bummer
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)
Other people said far worse things to him.
It was odd, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)
STOP BULLYING ME!
THAT'S IT! I QUIT!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
I'm pretty sure esme can handle herself

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
I'm sure I can.
What's your point?
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
INTERNET WHITE KNIGHTS

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
Oh fuck off, Rik
Don't start giving it all the tired old shite. If someone's being an unrelenting cunt they get what they deserve, irrespective of their target.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
How were they internet white knights?
I doubt they were rushing to my rescue. They just saw a retard who'd be easily upset and had some fun with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
Exactly
I for one enjoyed his comments on you and found them to be quite accurate.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)
I think Rik's just upset that he missed out on a chance to pander you.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
Shut up you, or I'll get the plum sauce.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
Use a baster and give me an enema with it?

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)
I missed the bit where her called her a massive alcoholic slag

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)
My spackobrain mixed up the words 'pretty' and 'sure' there on the first read of it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
He must have thought you were an easier target
What with being a girl and that. I said earlier that I cannot understand how people carry on like that. Surely they must get a feel for the place before being silly.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
Maybe, I dunno.
Oh well. Shit troll was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
Quite
I for one will lose no sleep on the matter
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)
I laughed so hard with Baldmonkeys comments on his sister.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
Link please?

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6235187
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)
Haha... awesome!

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)
Also he could roundhouse himself in a belly fold.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)
Who?
Closet chutney ferret Ryan Bury?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
If he doesn't get over it... he deserved it

(likeajackhammer, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
He couldn't spell, for one
Apparently he has informed the "orthorities" [sic] on us.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)
Haha that was great.
I missed that, I went to bed before he had his strop.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)
Worthy of Wormulus, that was

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
I missed it.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)
DEAR INTERNET USER
I am investigating.

It would appear that the majority of the ONLINE INTERNET CRIMES
were commited by MR B Monkey.

I have SUMMONSED HIM to appear before the INTERNET CROWN TRIBUNAL COURT OF JUSTICE.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)
Opposite the CATG?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)
oh INTERNETLAYWERMAN!
*swoons*
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)
He started an account to troll b3ta.
And fucked it up wonderfully.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:37, archived)