You're playing the system Abu Almajibab Geordie

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

I remember the week I told everybody I was semi-Muslim.
It wasn't as fun as the week I pretended to be a female on /board, but we can all probably guess how both weeks went.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)

I was huffing so much it was impossible to eat my morning bran flakes

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)

Are bran flakes better than all bran?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)