oh, this one time
i drank a couple of pints of beer and i'd already had a junior disprol!!!

man, that was a crazy night!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)

I drank a whole pint of calpol once.
WACKY!!!!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

Steady. Did you get arrested?

( Jobe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)

I had a glass of sherry and forgot that I'd already taken my hay fever meds
ended up ODing on antihistamines, I thought time was going backwards
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)

I once ate an apple that was a bit rotten and all fermented and that and went CRAZY mental and did some stuff that I can't tell you about because of The Law and it was on telly.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)