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the worlds thickest shit
I just found out my mate and his girlfriend got arrested last night for sniffing coke in the middle of a club called the glass spider

glad I never went out with him I mean wednesdays no day for that

whens the last time you got caught taking drugs?
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
Oh dear god.

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
HA! THICK, ROUGH PEOPLE!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
Peasants.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:18, archived)
:\

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
Over Easter I was seen drinking a glass of sherry.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 18:59, archived)
My shit isn't thick today.
I think it was that god awful burger I had from Asda.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
Never

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
i'm injecting a heavy dose of mega-heroin right now

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
Fucks sake.
lolomgdrugs
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:01, archived)
Hello YOU!
God, it's been some time. I was once kicked out of a club for smoking a cheeky spliff in the corridor. Good times...
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
why?
are you sitting next to a pedo on a bus?
(Agent Dale Pooper k in the p, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
Shall we not feed this one?
He seems a bit dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
I WANT RYAN BACK.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
i want doesn't get

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
You just want him for his sister.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
I'll give what I believe is his phone number to anyone who gazzes a request.
As long as they promise to record any phone calls.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:10, archived)
You are a terrible example to the youth.
And the aged.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
got te be more subtle than that innit

(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
Wait. Didn't you die or something?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:15, archived)
LOL drugz r kool

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
sniffing coke?
what next I wonder? glue snorting?
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:05, archived)
perhaps they just really like the smell of it?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
One time right, I totally got my little brother to snort some white powder, and then our mum came in and gave him a bollocking!
That was like, the best day ever. Especially as it was really rat poison, and he died.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:06, archived)
Considering the clubs I go to end up with the bouncers dealing
I'm safe as to whether I'm on them, but I don't take them any more.

I've never been caught TAKING them.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:12, archived)
fucking shut up

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:13, archived)
Tetchy

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
I dunno
It made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
You are much much too thick to be able to sustain these tedious schoolboy lies with adults.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:16, archived)
Mate, if you think bouncers dealing in clubs is lies, then maybe you should open your eyes

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 20:12, archived)
2 friends and I were just about to spark up in one of their car's, we were parked in a turning point for buses between fields.
This van came down and the farmer guessed what were doing, we fed him with crap about being lost which he didn't believe for a second, then we drove off and did it elsewhere.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:23, archived)
Drugz r cool

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:24, archived)
oh, this one time
i drank a couple of pints of beer and i'd already had a junior disprol!!!

man, that was a crazy night!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
I drank a whole pint of calpol once.
WACKY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
Steady. Did you get arrested?

(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
I had a glass of sherry and forgot that I'd already taken my hay fever meds
ended up ODing on antihistamines, I thought time was going backwards
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
I once ate an apple that was a bit rotten and all fermented and that and went CRAZY mental and did some stuff that I can't tell you about because of The Law and it was on telly.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)