Oh man, he is totally awesome and cool!
He has a totally awesome and cool and true story for every possible situation!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:37, archived)

I like the one where he got a cat to lick his EX FIANCEE's nipple
that was srsly totly true 1000% deffo
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:38, archived)

My personal favourite is the strippers wrestling in chocolate.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 23:39, archived)